The biggest slap in the face is that these very brief clips contain no sound. All told this 90-minute cavalcade of crap contains exactly two clips of Dylan and his band performing. Well, it turns out it could be quite awful if said drummer Mickey Jones, apparently unable to survive on the royalties he earned from his recurring role as Pete on Home Improvement, decides to falsely use Dylan’s name to sell a DVD featuring Home Movies he shot while site seeing on various tour stops. This was a seminal time in music, so how you ask could a DVD with video footage of the tour shot by his drummer possibly be bad? One of the most well-known moments of his career was his 1966 World Tour in which he was greeted with hostility and booed mercilessly because he switched from his usual acoustic folk music to a more commercial and rock n’ roll electric sound. Worst Miscellaneous DVD: Bob Dylan: 1966 World Tour- The Home Movies (2004)īob Dylan is one of the great idols of my life, and I can’t help but be fascinated by every move he’s ever made. While I am upset and I’m certainly an advocate for accuracy, I will acknowledge everyviewthatzacpritcer,tyrannicalfuckthatheis, simply isn’t a catchy domain name. However, Zac Pritcher has decided since he disagrees with my opinion that it cannot be brought to light, even though such a censorship clearly mocks the moniker of the site he created. I hate Family Guy and wanted to make a post to properly express my hatred. Worst TV Show: (Post has been deleted by Zac Pritcher) I guess I’ll be able to rest easily when the chlamydia he’s bound to contract finally renders him sexually useless. What’s worse is you just know this imbecile is going to use that damn line to score for years. There is an undeniable smugness to the way that jackass mutters “black taco” that just makes me want to savagely beat him for hours and hours. Regardless of the culinary delight it may be, I vow never to try it for one reason, and that reason is I hate the fuckstick in that commercial. Worst Commercial: Taco Bell’s Black Jack Taco (2009)Ī lot of people have told me this is a delicious concoction. 1 hit in various countries is a sad commentary on the taste of the world’s population. Now I’m not always outraged by successful cover songs (if the world is an icy cold revolver pointed at my temple, All-4-One’s rendition of “I Swear” is the safety switch) but to just outright steal the music of two classic rock songs and sprinkle them with lyrics about how much fun you used to have sitting around with your friends and stealing other people’s songs is too much. But there’s a difference between being derivative and being a thief, and while the success of those bands is upsetting, the inexplicable magnitude of which this Kid Rock “interpretation” became a hit is actually offensive. The mega-success of acts like 3 Doors Down and Nickelback proved that imagination and commercial success didn’t exactly walk hand-in-hand this decade. Worst Song: “All Summer Long” by Kid Rock (2008) ![]() ![]() But in the interest of saving space, if you truly want to know how much I despise this sorry excuse for a horror film, this previous review chronicles my feelings in great detail. In fact, there’s a good chance that at some point I have. Listen, I could complain about this horrific waste of celluloid all day. With that, I present to you my list chronicling the most malodorous individual pieces of excrement which have flowed from the bowels of the entertainment industry over the past ten years. So at the risk of robbing the world of my amusing and articulate observations, I have decided to mash all my hatred into one big, self-indulgent piece. Luckily, monetary issues haven’t prevented me from encountering a great deal of things I detest from all aspects of entertainment. Throw in being poor, and it becomes increasingly difficult for me to accumulate enough items in various entertainment mediums to compile an entire list of pieces I hate in each particular category. But while it’s nice to play dress up on this site, I am hardly a professional critic. After the smashing success (by which I mean, slightly less than appalling failure) of my Top Movies of the Decade List, I felt compelled to compile a list that goes in the exact opposite direction.
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